fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

out of commission

When a person is unavailable, often because they are too busy, injured, or taken. Can also refer to objects that are broken and not yet fixed.

Harry won't be able to make my party; he says he's out of commission for the next couple of months due to work.

Dang it, I caught an STI. I guess I'm out of commission until I finish my course of antibiotics.

Ned's car is out of commission until he saves up enough money to fix it.

by floopedia December 19, 2022

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023

Hamilton Harbour Commission

A slick, loving move, named after the town of my birth in Southern Ontario.
The Hamilton Harbour Commission occurs best while 69ing some slut. The man is on top and he bears down and fires a messy splatter of shit all over her face. Optionally, he leans back and sits on her nose and mouth for a couple of seconds to prove the point.

After I got tired of giving that bitch head, I welcomed her to the Hamilton Harbour Commission. When I held my ass and sac down on her mouth, she freaked. Then she threw up.
She had to have a shower, so we were almost late for Midnight Mass.

by Dr. Bob Turcott November 24, 2006

The Commission

The Commission is an organization of 11 teams in GLB that have to come together across different levels to form one of the most cohesive systems of player development. It is run equally by the 7 board members whose main goals are to win gold at every level, to have a system of elite talented players who will get to play at least 3 to 4 seasons in Pro and possibly WL, and to have a place where your players can be used the right way. We have invited you to join us because you are an elite agent, and you understand why this is such a good idea. There is no sacrifice, every team we run will be going for gold each season.

The Commission - Mourning Woodys, Victoria Teabaggers, Victoria Stingrays, Warhawks, JHawks, GLB Allstars, Trigger Happy Psycho Bunnies, Eccentric Bombing Psycho Bunnies, New Jersey Red Devils, Shock Collar Gladiators

by KingofNY January 22, 2010

trilateral commission

The Trilateral Commission was formed in 1973 by private citizens of Japan, Europe (European Union countries), and North America (United States and Canada) to foster closer cooperation among these core democratic industrialized areas of the world with shared leadership responsibilities in the wider international system.

The Trilateral Commission's primary objective is to establish close cooperation amoung its members in government and business feilds internationally.

by preppyguy21 August 31, 2004

The Charbonneau Commission

(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`

by Sexydimma August 19, 2014