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My self confidence

There is no such thing
by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019
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Confidence

The thing girls say they want in a guy when they themselves usually don't have the confidence to make the first move.
Girl 1: "Hey, that guy who sits behind you in math?"

Girl 2: "What about him?"

Girl 1: "I think he's kinda cute"

Girl 2: "Ugh but he's so shy and quiet! Zero confidence. I wouldn't give him a chance."

The next day

Girl 2: "Oh look! there's that hot guy Trev! I soooo want him!"

Girl 1: "Go ask him out"

Girl 2: "Jeez that's intimidating! I'll just give him a smile and wait till he asks ME out"
by Biomeanace April 9, 2010
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cumfidence

When an individual's horniness outweighs their low self esteem, giving them temporary flirting prowess or game.
I know I look like shit, but these girls are so fine, I'm feeling some crazy cumfidence right now.
by Prof.Wade October 23, 2013
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Confidence Poo

A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.
a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
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text confidence

When someone has got no self confidence in the real world but when behind a screen they become confident through text.
oh look theres faizon, he hardly says anything to me except when hes on msn or facebook,
think he suffers from text confidence
by mezalong February 16, 2009
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confidence

Seperates the men from the boys.
Man, you can tell that guy has confidence. He does what he wants, when he wants to, and he doesn't put up with shit from nobody!
by Tacobake January 5, 2009
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hair confidence

Higher self-esteem brought on by a stylish new hair cut
Robert has an increased level of hair confidence following JD's hair artistry.
by Megz Dare February 15, 2008
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