commutemate

1. someone that you hook up with on the way to work or school

Tommy hated work, but loved having Mary as his commutemate

by seattleite1 January 12, 2012

commuterection

The uncontrollable erections caused by the swaying of the subway, often ending in embarassing stares from fellow commuters.

I was leaning against the door, and it gave me a massive commuterection

by precid June 21, 2005

commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).

Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?

by Dietrich September 3, 2007

commuter gang

Gangs that have been displaced because of gentrification but still return to their old neighborhoods for gangly activities.

"I thought that KDY's territory was bought by developers?"
"Now they're a commuter gang, they come in from PG

by thedofc December 1, 2010

aerobic commuter

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

commuterection

An unintentional, likely undesired erection caused by the wide range of vibrations encountered while riding public transportation.

Due to the questionable state of the train tracks between stations Chabanel and Parc, Jeremy received a raging commuterection and was forced to hold an umbrella in front of his crotch.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

commutefulness

The word used to describe whether it is worth commuting to the office.

This is typically applicable to Mondays and Fridays where there is little work to do.

The usefulness of commuting. commutefulness.
is it worth commuting?

Derived from commuteful.

person one: are you comming in to the office tomorrow?
person two: i am just considering the commutefulness of it.

by dlef November 9, 2011