Columbus 

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

Columbus by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

columbus 

a person who steals credit for stuff that other people discover. like how the real columbus stole credit for finding america when the native american's found it first.

"congradulations, i just pulled a columbus on you!"

columbus by lisha January 8, 2005

Columbus 

Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.

I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all.

Columbus by exitandpanic January 13, 2007

Columbus 

Always finding sum new bullshit

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Columbus by Chris ice March 21, 2015

Columbus 

A bum ass city in Ohio nobody knows about

“I live in Columbus”
“EW GET AWAY FROM ME NASTY BITCH”

Columbus by anonymous February 11, 2021

columbus 

Capital and largest city in Ohio. Also known as Satan's asshole.

I'm from Columbus and voted for Bush

columbus by lethalweffen February 13, 2005

Columbus 

A college town in Ohio that likes to think it has the identity of a real city, where in reality it is a big collection of suburbs surrounding a giant university. While you'll never run out of low to medium end bars, the city substantially lacks anything else to do. Columbus is like a giant bee hive of low rent apartments occupied by government employees and recent OSU grads with shitty jobs. I'm not really sure that a young professional community exists in Columbus.

It's humorous how residents of Columbus always are quoting that they are the largest city in Ohio, when in reality the metro area is much smaller than both the true metropolitan areas in Ohio of Cincinnati and Cleveland.

Columbus by wise man 21 March 13, 2010