columbus

Capital and largest city in Ohio. Also known as Satan's asshole.

I'm from Columbus and voted for Bush

by lethalweffen February 14, 2005

tO$U

A university in Ohio's capital city of Columbus. The Ohio State University is known mainly for paying their football players, but also for populating most of Indochina with prostitutes. tO$U is also credited as the birthplace of the mullet and the origin of incest.

If you go to tO$U, you'll probably leave with a degree in finance and hepatitis C.

by lethalweffen February 14, 2005