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A college town in Ohio that likes to think it has the identity of a real city, where in reality it is a big collection of suburbs surrounding a giant university. While you'll never run out of low to medium end bars, the city substantially lacks anything else to do. Columbus is like a giant bee hive of low rent apartments occupied by government employees and recent OSU grads with shitty jobs. I'm not really sure that a young professional community exists in Columbus.
It's humorous how residents of Columbus always are quoting that they are the largest city in Ohio, when in reality the metro area is much smaller than both the true metropolitan areas in Ohio of Cincinnati and Cleveland.
by wise man 21 March 14, 2010
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