Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019

Cologne'avirus

When someone wearing too much cologne or perfume walks past you and die of choking and coughing in the aftermath of their scent.

*Me coughing*
Friend: Dude what's the matter?
Me: Bro I think I've got cologne'avirus from Jon and his over excessive amount of cologne.

by Talkaton March 24, 2020

colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

by matfunguy July 19, 2015

Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

gd cologne

i love him

wulzy: oh wait brb gotta record something
guy: what

wulzy: i love gd cologne

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Hockey Cologne

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."

by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008

Colón (Pronounced Cologne)

Colón is a sea port on the Caribbean Sea coast of Panama. The city lies near the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal. It is capital of Panama's Colón Province and has traditionally been known as Panama's second city. Colón was traditionally located entirely on Manzanillo Island, surrounded by Limon Bay, Manzanillo Bay and the Folks River. Since the disestablishment of the Canal Zone, the city's limits have been redefined to include the former Canal Zone towns of Cristobal, Rainbow City, Margarita, and Coco Solo, as well as the former U.S. Army base of Fort Gulick. Also, is found to be a last name. (Not to be mispronounced & mistaked for the human organ)

"There's a Movie Theater in El Paso, TX Called Colón (Pronounced Cologne)!"

by me1980 February 6, 2010