Collans are very charismatic men that know how to push all the right buttons to make a person either completely in love or annoyed out of their minds. They also have a tendency to be completely romantic and know just how to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside no matter how horrible you might feel.
That Collan is so sex.
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When a man ejaculates the human body holds back to maintain the oval shape of the balls. When you shoot it all out, you create a vacuum, thus you have ball collapse. This often occurs in the presence of an excess of pussy.
"Jesus christ, back in the 70's when I was over Rick James house. I got so much ass I caught a case of Ball Collapse."
"Women be talking shit, men don't know nothing about pain! Women have babies! I be like bitch, YOU don't know about pain. I've had ball collapse. They don't have epidural for that." - Charlie Murphy
"Women be talking shit, men don't know nothing about pain! Women have babies! I be like bitch, YOU don't know about pain. I've had ball collapse. They don't have epidural for that." - Charlie Murphy
by Agracoots May 13, 2009
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Nick: I have a festive collar for the occasion.
Brian: You mean it's popped, don't you?
Nick: No... festive.
Brian: You mean it's popped, don't you?
Nick: No... festive.
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Zohaib has a 4-0 lead but then has a Zohabian Collapse and allows the other team to score 4 unanswered goals, ultimately losing the game
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