Merry Clitmas

This one can be very tricky, so fasten your sleigh belts. Step 1: Dress up like Santa clause. Step 2: Fit your way down someone’s chimney. Step 3: This involves some luck. The hope is that you landed in a house with a hot hoe hoe hoe and a sleeping husband. The hoe has had too much to drink so she wonders her way downstairs when she hears a loud bang. Thinking you are her husband, she de-clothes herself and sneaks up on you. Step 4: Proceed to pound the hoe hoe’s fruit cake until it has enough whipped topping. Step 5: Flick her bean, and yell “Merry Clitmas”. Step 6: Get the hell outta there. Her husband has probably awoken by now and is sprinting down the steps with his shotgun ready to blow your meat missile off to Jupiter... **kinky**

Tyrant: Bro how was your Christmas?

Big Easy: It was pretty eventful. I sharted multiple times and had a five dollar footlong for breakfast. Hbu?

Tyrant: Boy I’ll tell ya I had an amazing Christmas! Almost didn’t make it out alive. Long story short, I went to some hoe’s house and popped her cherry. Then I yelled Merry Clitmas and booked it outta there. I think her dad was coming to teach me a lesson. Turns out he was a cop, so good thing I high tailed it outta there.

Big Easy: Damn I wish I was as cool as you.

by Stoney69 December 24, 2019

clitmaster

originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california

"Grey is the clitmaster"

by grey September 18, 2004

colita

whats Hispanics refer to as ass

mira esa colita

by lonejedi25 March 21, 2017

colita

A rhesus monkey colony in Arizona.

Sam was eaten by the monkeys at Colita.

by Joe May 3, 2004

clitmanjaro

A vagina of such epic proportions it can only be described in a volcanic scale;
also pays tribute to how hot, harsh and dangerous such a massive vagina is going to be.

guy A: man, i can't believe you muff dived that hoggy the other night, that shit is sick!

guy B: you've no idea holmeslice, it was like clitmanjaro in there, i thought i'd never see my pops again

by dickbroom69 April 10, 2011

Clitmas

The act of celebrating Christmas with a female loved one, for example, your mother.

Time to have a great clitmas with mum, we gonna beef it up, get wet.

by Daddy Big Fists October 30, 2017

Clitmatic

A person who stimulates the female clitoris.

That Ahmed is so clitmatic.

by samad February 28, 2005