combustication

synonymous with combustion, just a lot more enthusiastic. Invented by Julius Sumner Miller during a physics demonstration in 1969.

I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.
-Julius Sumner Miller

by nsyygre June 7, 2010

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

Cobus

An outstanding drummer from South Africa, commonly known through youtube. All Cobus(es) live for God, drum for fun, and exceed their flirting skills at odd hours of the night. They are often late to arrive, but always find ways to make up for it.

1. That Cobus is wicked cool.
2. I hope you don't mean a Cobus soon.
3. "That's inappropriate... don't be a Cobus".
4. If you're looking for a good vacation spot, I hear Cobus Land is pretty insane.

by ItsOddTree September 13, 2009

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

coltbuster

When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.

He was having a great time in bed, until she gave him a coltbuster.

by JarronJames April 17, 2017

Colburn

When host Stephen Colbert deftly humiliates or burns a guest on national TV.

Did you see that 10 commandments guy on Colbert last night? It was a total Colburn!

by Michael Piercey July 29, 2006

Colusa

God's country. Only the most bad of badasses live here. Most jobs in agriculture. There is one prostistue named Scary Shary but she moved to Williams. All the people here are cool except for few spoiled kids like Mattie Myers and Cheyenne Rogers. Rumors circulate fast, but if your cool, you don't let that shit phase you. If you wanna be a badass, move to colusa.

I wish i lived in Colusa.
Too bad i live in Maxwell:(

by LukeC. May 10, 2011