Catastrophe Conservative

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.

A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.

by no know March 14, 2011

colystrophic

idek

"shes colystrophic"
"what does that mean?"
"idek"

by eenglishchicken October 15, 2018

Catastrophe

A group of three or more Karens. Cf. a pod of whales, a gaggle of geese, etc.

My boyfriend and I sat down to eat our lunch but didn’t notice the Catastrophe of Karens at the table next to us until it was too late. They were discussing how the “African girl” behind the counter only gave them one packet of mayonnaise each and deciding who was going to tell the manager.

by HM2013 July 23, 2020

catastrophe

a word overly used by "scene kids".
usually appears in their myspace name.

"zomg, did you see my new myspace name! it's XxXCaseyCatastropheXxX! i'm so hxc now!"
"wow you suck cock."
"kthnxbai!"

by jozlynn January 19, 2008

Catastrophe

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.

Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!

by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006