cohosxlaye

the disease and curse of misspelling

'chocolate'

rest in peace kaiya, who fell victim to this curse.

"I'm eating a whole box of cohosxlaye"
"Don't you mean chocolate"
"..."

by I am Nyx you are not December 26, 2022

cohoe

Someone with whom one hoes around with; a hoe mate.

She heard from a cohoe that he was easy.

He said he was going to be home tomorrow morning because he was going out for some beers with his cohoes.

by southboundadirondack July 15, 2011

Phone Cohones

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009

Cohooting

(v.): To plan or plot together with one or more people; To be in cohoots;

We are cohooting together to prank Dwight

by sameach18 February 22, 2011

Cohoon

To own. To be in ownership of a person, most commonly a noob. Oftenly used in position while owning (otherwise known as pwning) a person in a video game, contact sport, or everyday situation in which makes an unsuspecting person look like an a-hole.

Ex- man1: Oh man, did you see that guy over there get tackled into the floor?
man2: Yeah, he was totally Cohooned like a biznatch

Ex- man1: This guy is totally being destroyed at this game. Watch me Cohoon him with a sweet me lee attack.

by Lsticky July 15, 2007

Cohorting

Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.

"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"

by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020

Cohoes hood ornament

Resulting from a domestic dispute, a woman climbs onto the hood of her newly ex boyfriend’s car. He decides to not let that stop him and ends up on the highway in Cohoes with his ex clinging to the hood and screaming obscenities at him.

Oh shit, look at that, a Cohoes hood ornament. Been a minute since I’ve seen one of those.

by Sbreps June 2, 2023