Cockwomble

An overly officious oaf or spiteful person.

Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.

"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"

"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"

by Celebavari May 12, 2014

cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

by spiddeer April 4, 2020

cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

by Path July 22, 2002

cockgobbler

Girls who love giving blowjobs...Girls who are good at giving blow jobs...

Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!

My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!

Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!

by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010

cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.

Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

by The Charles October 28, 2003

Cockwobbler

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.

Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.

by TrevBot June 7, 2013