Cockeroni

An other subltil way to say the word Cock, but with a lot more swag and referring to a huge pepperoni.

Do you want to eat my Cockeroni?

by Jigglycockeroni June 27, 2014

Cockster

A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.

Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.

That fucking Cockster cut me off!

by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010

Cockthrust

1. Intercourse
2. A form of domination over another person
3. Doing an act that is more than just winning, but an absolute ass kicking
4. Male domination over female during intercourse

"With the score 12-3, the Boston Red Sox cockthrusted the New York Yankees.

Example #2: "Did you see that hot piece of ass Dawn walk by? Man, I'd like to cockthrust her"

Example 3: "So I cockthrusted Betty hard last saturday night and she wants to hang out again"

Example 4: "Wow, did you see Alfonso Soriano cockthrust that homerun?"

by Scott Koenig and R. Hochroth September 25, 2008

Katy Cocktease

A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.

Damn I just saw the new Katy Cocktease video, when will she just saw those things.

by oldkingclancy March 19, 2011

cocker spadge

'Cocker Spadge' is an affectionate term or a lighthearted greating used primarily towards young children by thier older relatives. It is common In North England around the North Yorkshire area.
It is often confused by people not from the area to be an insult. It does not take any meaning from the traditional insult of cock.

1 Someones Gran : Alright Cocker Spadge?
Granchild: Alright Gran.

by J-ames December 21, 2006

Cockerella

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)

I love Cockerella.

by Nataliussss June 8, 2009

Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011