Cactapus

a mutated cactus with 8 limbs

cactapus : a mutated cactus with 8 octopus like legs that roam the sky hunting for invisible krill

by abearproductions September 18, 2010

Blockbuster and Cockthruster

Like Netflix and chill, but with movies you stole from Blockbuster in 2004.

Guy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: No.
Guy: Amazon and Anal?
Girl: No.
Guy: Blockbuster and Cockthruster?

by BuddyBoyVilla March 22, 2016

cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005

Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.

He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.

by McMunchie April 13, 2008

Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation

Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"

by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009

Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

Cockcausian

A caucasian gay or straight male who enjoys colored penis

Terry is a Irish fag, that makes him a cockcausian.

by pinchichicano October 14, 2010