Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.

Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008

Cocktaker 3000

Someone who cops penis in and around the mouth 24/7.

Hamish: Yo Adam you beast

Adam: Not now you cocktaker 3000 I'm tuning some chicks

by Nico36 November 8, 2010

Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles

"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"

by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003

cockrape

allen linger

allen is such a cockrape, he stole my pencil!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cocktane

The amount of octane in your cock.

Girl 1: I hear Jim is shit in bed!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's because he uses low cocktane.

by TeraByte911 April 1, 2009

cocktater

1. Refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. They're essential for a full and balanced diet. Just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. Except this deals with genitalia.
2. A derogatory term for any douche bag or cock-juggling-thundercunt. Use excessively and without discretion.

1. Man... your girlfriend really likes sucking on my cocktaters.

Nope, we're all out of tater-tots but I have a pair of cocktaters for you.

2. Stop being such a cocktater.

by Jimmeny April 11, 2008

Cocktater

When your cock smells like taters.

Guy 1:oh shit bruh I gotta hella stanky cocktater
Guy2: lemme get a sniff
God in heaven: tf y’all niggas doin?!

by J4X0 November 13, 2020