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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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cocksnard

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.
I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!
by Corrosion King April 13, 2014
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Cockster

A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.

Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010
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cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
by B Sinclair February 7, 2007
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cockstruck

The female equivalent of being "pussy whipped" wherein a girl is so attached to her man that she will bow down to his every whim.
Jen is so cockstruck she did David's laundry, let him hang out when she had a test the next morning, attended his officer ceremony, and now she's letting him cop out on her 21st birthday because of a football game.
by TheHippie7 September 13, 2008
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Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.
OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!
by cockstalgia August 19, 2014
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cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick
suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night
by Jimbo December 12, 2003
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