Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.
I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.
by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012
Get the Cockshark mug.1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".
In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
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In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
enjoy
Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
by Sir Nick July 21, 2006
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To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
Get the cockshank mug.1. A large, flying beetle which looks like a giant, scarier version of a Bee. It is referred to in the U.K as a 'May Bug'.
Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.
They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.
They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.
2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.
They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.
They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.
2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
1. Cockchafer, the correct term for the flying beetle known widely as a May Bug
2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
by MJA88 February 28, 2009
Get the Cockchafer mug.The laziest possible way to masturbate. One rests their hand over their genitals during an earthquake and the earth does all the jacking.
TV Announcer: The San Andreas fault is about to produce a magnitude 7 earthquake, evacuate your homes immediately
Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake
Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake
by **Bitch Nigga** July 6, 2019
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(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)
(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)
by davey March 17, 2004
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