COCKANITIS

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid

Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!

by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

Cockbits

A cereal made of meat. It contains small bits of cock.

I love cockbits

by JordanEpic May 30, 2021

Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.

Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.

by Koekebakker October 12, 2018

Cockbiting Fucktard

Robin Elouard

"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Cockitus

A allergic symptom were a person wants a lemon flavored cock

He has cockitus so they have cocks for special party's.

by Humperdink August 10, 2017

Cockthritis

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner

It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 13, 2018

Cocknition

Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.

Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?

by ItsRec March 26, 2021