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Penis Connoisseur

A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis.
Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10
by Matt VB June 4, 2007
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Connoisseurus Rex

A portmanteau word combining "connoisseur" (which means someone who is an expert judge in a particular matter) and "Tyrannosaurus Rex" (dinosaur species whose name means "tyrant lizard king" and is known as the angry, carnivorous jerk among dinosaurs that no other dinosaurs liked).

"Connoisseurus Rex", therefore, represents someone who takes connoisseurship to the next level by being a condescending, and at times hostile, douche. Connoisseurus Rexes are typically considered too annoying for actual friendship.
Geez why did he have to rip my head off over the way I did this?

Oh don't worry, he's just being a Connoisseurus Rex.
by rmec September 3, 2014
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Connoisseur

Derived, or rather butchered from the French word "connaisseur".
American: Wow he knows a lot about wines, what a connoisseur.

French: Do you mean connaisseur?

American: Oh look, a dayjavoooooooooo

French: Do you mean deja vu?

American: OMG pff shut up, the French don't know anything we saved your ass in WW2.
by joel charboneau November 7, 2007
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Condom Connoisseur

One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….
Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.
by umpa lumpa Dude July 5, 2006
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cockisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.
by Hotstack November 14, 2015
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Horology connoisseur

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.
Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *
by toldyou55 October 18, 2017
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Shit Game Connoisseur

Shit Game Connoisseur is the term used for someone who willingly buys into pre alpha game releases, early access games and has a forthright willingness to play games that are shit or are highly likely to stay in development hell, they're very very not risk adverse when it comes to purchasing games.
I identify as a shit game connoisseur, therefore i am, Shakespeare backs me up on this one.
by Thunderpain December 8, 2020
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