cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

by NateSharrock December 10, 2008

warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

by top hat September 7, 2008

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cockmong

an idiot. an insult you would give to a person in the wrong, or that you just hate.

you're such a cockmong matt

by zeen February 9, 2005