CockMouthPoopSlide

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.

John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."

by Kyle Christian Is DEAD August 2, 2008

cackjoust

1.To thrust with an erect male penis

Did you see Will cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!

by wpiiltlt May 22, 2003

A Cockout

When your woman is horny, but you tell her you are to tired to do it.

She wanted sex bad last night but I pulled a cockout.

by glassballs4u November 6, 2016

cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.

That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!

by cm victim January 13, 2008

cockmouth

Talking badly with a cocky attitude; to talk back.

Traces back to late 2004 when AdamQ and Christi were making rules for Christi's Canesty (pronounced kane`stir). Derived from "cocky attitude" and "bad mouth".

Example 1:
-AdamQ: Ummm... FAIL!
-Christi: Are you cockmouthing me? Refer to rule number 1, please.

Example 2:
-"OMG, that bitch was cockmouthing me behind my back!"

by AdamQ November 25, 2004

Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.

Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster

by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011

Cockholster

Having sex so much that there is a dick in you more often than anything else. It in there so much that you are really no more than a holster for someones cock.

I hear that she's a real slut, that cockholster.

by Gerald Duval, Compositeur February 5, 2003