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cockgobbler

(1) n. a person who during high school is an ass kissing, suck up. But when they get to college they go buckwild and gobble cock(s).
1. Person 1: Who's that chic over there goin buckwild?
Person 2: Oh, that's just that cockgobbler Nancy Thai
Person 1: I heard she was an ass kisser in highschool.
Person 2: She was, but now she is a crazy cockgobbler.
Person 1: WHOOOOO! GET IT COCKGOBBLER!!!
by Ahhh Cock Gobbrah March 13, 2009
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Cockgobbler

One who gobbles the male genitalia
You little cockgobbler
by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017
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cockgobbling

I saw this word on damnyouautocorrect. Perhaps the act of giving blowjobs frequently. A slut or sex fanatic would cockgobble.
Jean has been cockgobbling all night long! She must have an STD or something!
by Dean124453 February 9, 2012
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Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.
Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.
by jabrody August 1, 2010
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cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock
Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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Cockwobblingthunderclap

When a guy is spooning naked with his partner as the big spoon, and his partner lets rip a massive fart.
Bloody hell Linda...that was a real cockwobblingthunderclap!
by Forgetful8 April 20, 2018
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Cockroblingoblin

1. A very obnoxious person
2. The act of a little goblin coming into your room and roblin(gobbling) your cock
Me: Hexa you cockroblingoblin!
Hexa: That’s rather ScroonchPig of you

Micah: *confused*
by HHearts4uu March 12, 2023
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