cockerbollocks

A phrase used to describe a situation that's gone drastically wrong.

Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.

by TukayAway November 15, 2010

cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

by The cocker February 28, 2014

Frampton Cotterell

Frampton Cotterell is quite a mixed little place. On the edge of the Ghetto that is Bristol, It has a varied mix of inhabitants. From low-rent chavs, up to not quite as low-rent chavs, you are always guarenteed an interesting time. Frampton Cotterell only really comes into its own (literally) when the sun goes down. Whether its being asked to buy White Lightining by the local hoodies just out of Highcroft, to being offered Tostrifomen by people with six fingers.

I went to Frampton Cotterell the other day. Never again.

Have you tried that tostrifomen? Its good shit dude.

by JT1337 July 23, 2009

Cockerel

A gay waste lil bitch that always has u triggered

Timmy’s being such a cockerel I wanna clap him

Good example of a cockerel janani: Tanreet

by 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 June 16, 2018

cockello

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

by Ben March 16, 2005

Cockapella

Singing in harmony with a large dick in your mouth

did you listen to hillary clinton's new cockapella song with sarah palin?

by hillaryclinton<3cock January 1, 2011

Cockapella

The art of having sexual intercourse without the use of "instruments" (dildos,vibrators,etc.)

Last night, my girl and I rocked it cockapella style!

by Moose_Testes_2_oh_such_fun May 17, 2009