Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
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Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.
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I gave the misses a cocksocking last night
How did it go?
Well it was a bit messy but all in all good fun
How did it go?
Well it was a bit messy but all in all good fun
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