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cockaissance

The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.
Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"
by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011
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cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
you cockmeister
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cockassity

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008
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big cockaniteis

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.
Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis
by christapher walkins August 15, 2009
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cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'
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Cockfist

He had a quick Cockfist over the latest penthouse magazine
by mnbvcx74 August 25, 2010
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cockarita

When you pour alcohol on the dick then give head. Tastes like magaritas.

other meaning:
drink that tastes like cock
"Hey girl cockarita time. Get drunk on my dick bitch."
by Margaret Ratcher March 15, 2014
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