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Cockadoodlepoo

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
by Lewhite January 3, 2010
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cockaflockalypse

A sudden outburst of males exposing their genitalia.
Man, there was a total cockaflockalypse in Craig's room last weekend.
by CinChina December 17, 2011
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cockaholic

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"
by corauratum February 16, 2013
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cocka

A nickname, displaying affection on a friendship level, used in various parts of England, mainly the North West. Commonly used by scousers and woolybacks.
A'right, cocka!
'Ow ya doin', cocka?
by Hedj February 10, 2005
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cockallowing

The opposite of cockblocking. An act of generosity that increases the chances of someone getting some action from another.
So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right there on the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.
by BBTOPS August 20, 2009
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cockamamee

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.
by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010
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cockadoodle dooed

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.
My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.
by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011
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