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Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices
Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.
Cockwomble by Amme13 November 7, 2021

Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.
"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"
Cockwomble by Grooveyard February 11, 2022

Cockwomble

A cockwomble is currently leading the Republican nomination
Cockwomble by CMMark July 30, 2016

Cockwomble

Jeremy is a cockwomble
Cockwomble by Jackcrew August 20, 2022

Cockwomble

The name you use to call a father whose dick starts to get hard when seeing his daughter!
Trump is such a cockwomble!
Cockwomble by BiggestBBfan October 1, 2019

Cockwomble

Cockwomble - cock-wom-ble (noun) British for a foolish or obnoxious person. However, Cockwomble took on a whole new meaning in social media when defining an over zealous fan of Meghan Markle. (Meghan Markle, a North American actress who did much of her work on her back and in the front seat of cars, married Henry of Wales on 19 May, 2018)

Cockwomble "Sugars" are often beyond the realm of delusional and obnoxious. They project Meghan Markle as a future Queen Consort, completely ignoring the line of succession. Cockwombles live in a world of make-believe and cosplay. It has been found that most of the Markle Cockwombles are uneducated persons who have no particular life beyond their social media accounts. The vast majority according to many poll rosters suggest that Cockwombles hail primarily from the United States.