cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cockmong

an idiot. an insult you would give to a person in the wrong, or that you just hate.

you're such a cockmong matt

by zeen February 9, 2005

cockmongrel

a girl who hoggs all the cock/whore

clair is a cockmongrel.

by jessica H September 8, 2006

Cockmongus

1. A giant cock
2. What one screams at another while losing at soul calibur 3
3. a funny ass insult
4. why are you still reading this

1. i has a cockmongus
2.Skyler: ha jameson like getting your ass kicked?
Jameson: shut up and stop it you COCKMONGUS!!!!!
3. ummm....look up
4.dumbass......

by Lynx98189 December 17, 2008

cockting

Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.

I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?

When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.

by LeastInterestingManInTheWorld October 9, 2010

cockmongle

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.

You're such a cockmongle!

by The Akid June 24, 2009