cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

cockarona

The dance a man does when hes scratching his balls

I was doing the cockarona in the kitchen and my mom got really pissed at me.

by Big booty pianos April 15, 2020

cockmagnet

A male of a homosexual nature.

Tyrone is such a cockmagnet.

by Nik C. October 10, 2003

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

Cockaconda

One who has a very long and large penis.

A.D. is going to snake that bitch out with his ol' cockaconda.

by Clamchowda October 1, 2008

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005