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Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008
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needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.
"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."
by tht! tne January 1, 2005
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Elvis Collins

Elvis Collins is a writer, stand-up comic, and DJ from New England. He is incredibly handsome, smart, and charming. He once charmed the pants off a Swedish women's volleyball team.
I'm going to see Elvis Collins tonight!

Great! Hey what happened to my pants!?
by elviscollinsfan February 3, 2010
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Sam Collins

Sam Collins is a small youtuber, who is trans. He does a ton of videos focusing on activism within the trans community and reacts to conservative bs. He is an alcoholic and gets drunk every other video, but always references urban dictionary when looking up definitions. He is also funny and has cool hair.
by racoonkink December 7, 2020
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susan collins

The female equivalent of “Uncle Tom”. A woman, usually of the Caucasian variety, who is subservient and will champion and protect the ideals of patriarchy and white supremacy.
Jane is such a Susan Collins, she voted for Trump
by Keloid October 5, 2018
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Jimmy Collins

An alcoholic cocktail consisting of Limeade and Vodka.

Similar to a Tom Collins, but much more fun at parties.
Katie knocked back a few Jimmy Collins and was too drunk to go to work. Those things creep up on ya.
by FrigApple March 2, 2007
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Misha Collins

1. dangerous mentality.

2. all-around awesome guy.

3. Overlord.
1. Misha Collins is not the kind of person you'd wanna provoke in a prank war.

2. See Twitter Account

3. Minions unite!
by chriswinchester109 March 17, 2012
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