Post Coital Hatred

Post coital hatred is the feeling of hatred that a man feels for a woman immediately after a man ejaculates during sex.
Immediately after ejaculation the sufferer of PCH is overcome with hatred, regret and disgust for the woman.
It usually occurs during a one night stand but can sometimes occur in long term relationships.

Rocco developed Post Coital Hatred for Sheila during a one night stand on a park bench

by Anonymous10000 July 20, 2008

Coitalicious

A member of the opposite sex, usually female, who is attractive enough that you would take great pleasure in engaging in coital with them.

Dayum, check dat ass. That gurl is coitalicious.

by Conn92 August 12, 2010

Coitus cream

A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice

Person 1:I had the best sex last night

Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt

by Conker1 October 4, 2018

Coitus saxonicus

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

by Quagman November 27, 2012

coitus

What Sheldon Cooper says instead of sex

Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ...

by bored17936 July 31, 2012

coitally disturbed

another word for fucked up.

John is coitally disturbed.

by doodness July 31, 2009

Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010