Carnal embrace

"Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of procreation and pleasure." -Septimus (From Tom Stoppard's Arcadia)

Sex.

"We had carnal embrace in the gazebo."

by thomasina+septimus4ever June 19, 2009

Carnilingus

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.

I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009

Carney

A Carney is someone who specializes in tricky business. Usually a cash business without refund. Intention of selling something you don't really need. Who will overlook safety of the Carnival rides in order to make a buck. A person who is only qualification is to lie, cheat and steel from anyone who will be taken advantage of. Scum of this earth. Usually having poor hygiene. A disrespectful person who have nothing to actually be happy about. A person who has no real friends.

This ferris wheel is fine! We just had it fixed three years ago from another unqualified Carney. We need to make money, who cares about safety. Freak accidents happen! Hahaha!

by Smart 13 February 16, 2015

Carnbarn

A fat man who still lives in his mom's basement well into adulthood. Basically another word for Momma's Boy.

Guy 1: Guys I'm 30 and I live in my mom's basement, oh and I weigh 300 pounds!
Guy 2: Ha ha, you're a Carnbarn!
Guy 1's Mom: Carnbarn come here! I baked you some cookies!

by ThayTah March 12, 2009

carne asada

the Mexican version of a BBQ where they will generally cook a flank cut of steak with tortillas, cheese, guacamole, salsa, etc.

in general terms, carne asada is a seasoned piece of think meat...used in tacos and many other mexican dishes

Hey we're gonna have a carne asada on Saturday at my place around 8:00. Hope you can make it!

I'll have the tacos de carne asada.

by Ali B July 13, 2006

Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

by maricalamari January 4, 2015

carnegie deli

classic NYC deli in mid-town manhattan known for it's triple decker sandwiches. just about everything is good at this place.

i just ate a corned beef sandwich at carnegie deli and i can't even move.

by g-ring May 5, 2007