The Coach Scruggs

Flirt with freshmans and bust on the toilet seat after

Dude he just pulled The Coach Scruggs

by epicguy6741 August 25, 2025

The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

Couch Tour

A couch tour is when you and a group of friends watch, or stream, a live concert from the comfort of your home on the couch. This generally applies for Jam Bands like Phish, The Grateful Dead, Dead and Company, Disco Biscuits, Lotus etc.

Host: Hey guys! The Phish show is streaming tonight, who is coming over to couch tour?!
Friend 1: Of course I'll couch tour with you! You have a decent stream link?
Host: Would I be a true fan if I didn't?

by Dead Phish Fan June 15, 2018

couch trick

a method of using your couch cushions for sex. Take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with personal lubricant. Then take a small towel and soak it in warm to semi-hot water then wring it out. Fold the towel and wrap it around the sandwich baggie with the open end facing out. Stuff the warm towel and baggy between the couch cushions and go for it.

Man I was so horny last night and she wasn't around so I used the couch trick. It was awesome.

by Gips January 14, 2008

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010

Couch the gary

What you say when gary needs to be couched.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat?
Person 2: Couch the gary more like

by Cloffen July 26, 2018