why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

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by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

dudes on a couch

An instance where two or more males are lounging on living room furniture and under the influence of recreational drugs, proceeding to make falsely brilliant remarks and realizations but actually are just two dudes on a couch.

I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.

by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008

Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

fall off the couch

to be depressed after being happy or excited. Refer to ‘jump the couch’.

The boy was informed that he passed the exam; but when he came to know later that he had actually failed, he fell off the couch (past form of fall off the couch).

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2012

sitting on pete's couch

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, what happened today?

Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.

Whoa. You must be wasted.

Do you have any Twinkies?

by beefylinks September 26, 2006

guy on the couch

A room mate that holds no job but has a lot of money in a bank account, like he/she got a huge settlement from being hit from a car or a rich uncle died.

Phil, the guy on the couch, got 6 figures when that 18-wheeler hit him!!

by Wulfy September 3, 2007