clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.

Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.

by Faggot Bruce May 2, 2011

jack clutter

he sucks at soccer and is a dumbass and is mean to me

jack clutter is a bootyhole and a hoe

by hi 👁👄👁 August 25, 2019

clutter fucked

When an important email gets put in your Clutter folder by mistake.

I never saw that email because I got Clutter Fucked

by Mon-grel February 1, 2017

Clutter-Fluffing

Is the common term used when shopping for things that simply clutter your home or add fluff to yourself or others that you care enough to shop for. Also means, nothing that you absolutely need to purchase, but you do anyway.

Heather and I met for lunch and went clutter-fluffing afterwards.

by NitWitty August 8, 2008

Coochie Clutter

A mixture of vaginal fluid and anal secretions in the chode creating a cluster f*ck of moisture and guck. Smell can be related to when you open a can of tuna and squeeze out the juice. If you bottled that juice and let it ferment and curddle.

After extended bonus hole intercourse, Natasha's Coochie Clutter was quite simply unbearable.

by Big Mama Trish September 25, 2009

clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

by Rob Porter March 16, 2008

clutter blind

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.

"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"

by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008