Chestermere

Gay gay gay town filled with gay gay gay high school art teachers that are fat. I hope someone farts that biotch's
face up.

Chestermere is gay gay gay because of that fat highschool art teacher we wouldn't be below sea level if she'd just move.

by Utley December 9, 2008

clustermess

The Kidz Bop version of 'clusterfuck'.

"Billy, clean up your room, it's a real clustermess in there!"

by mkhwn May 18, 2018

clusterfrack

euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.

School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.

by ONGN October 26, 2019

clusterfarce

We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.

The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.

by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011

Clusterfelch

A group sex act featuring men ejaculating in other's rectums, then other partners remove the cum orally, then share and swap the ejaculate into the mouths of others.

Donald Trump and Roger Ailes attended a clusterfelch with Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie, with Christie swallowing all the cum.

by FelchBot October 21, 2016

Clustomer

When multiple people enter an establishment to make only a single transaction, unnecessarily complicating a simple job by sheer weight of numbers.

Five students holding a table by ordering a single beer; that's a clustomer.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.

by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

clustermuck

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.

Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009