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Clump Hump

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.
Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.
by weekend pounder October 20, 2010
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Clumpage

An unsightly concentration of people in one location that leads to visual confusion or consternation, from the original "clump" signifying things sticking together in a messy or problematic way. Used to suggest an appalling lack of spatial awareness. The word is typically used by highly educated and well-trained theatre directors in contemporary musical theatre productions staged in Shellharbour to signal when cast are engaged in perpetrating an unspeakable visual assault upon the sense of an audience by sticking too closely to one another, rather than spreading out to fill a stage, space or set.

The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.

Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.
"Spread out and stop that clumpage."
by Nora Honeyharn November 10, 2013
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Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair
"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"
by JR9969 March 17, 2014
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clumpdafuck

The fuckery that occurs when all the ice cubes get detached from the bottom of your glass and Avalanche your fucking face.
Jim: man I'm really thirsty but all I have is ice.
Frank: why don't you just tip the cup back and get some ice.
Jim: I would but I don't want to get clumpdafucked
by Longdickvancockmicstruggle January 29, 2015
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Clump Theory

The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.
Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.

*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity
by I just wanna love the world October 14, 2019
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Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
by HM2013 June 2, 2020
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Clumby

When a drunk clumsy person makes an attempt to write the word clumsy
Jimmy: how did you cut your foot?
Connor: idk im clumby
Jimmy:???
Connor: I mean im clumby
Connor:clumby*

Connor: CLUMSY
by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020
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