Clurgled

When the cleaners have been in and haven’t put anything back. For a moment you think you’ve been burgled. You haven’t, you’ve been clurgled.

Oh, it’s okay, nothings missing and everything’s clean. We haven’t been burgled, we’ve just been clurgled.

by Jean Jeannie September 20, 2018

Clurp

On one. Checking out the gettin spot and gettin

Let’s get smoked out and go clurp tonight.

by Clurper November 24, 2018

Clurple

A clear and purple pleasure device. Usually long.

Zach: What the hell is this?
Madeleine: oh, thats just my clurple.
Zach: Quit leaving this shit around hiding in socks.

by clurple November 2, 2010

Clurry

Curry poisoned with chlorine.

Feed your mark some clurry

by Steve November 19, 2003

Cluke

A bubbly and fluffy pairing between two dudes, who are total mates in real life, but have a hidden agenda.

"Aww, they're so Cluke!"

by very_noble August 24, 2009

Clur

The sort of person that would turn a straight man bisexual.

What a Clur, he used to be straight.

by cunningstunningrunt April 15, 2009

Clurgy

The worst dog of all the dogs ... Doggin the boys for your girl friend.

Originates from the name Bryan McClurg

What a fuckin Clurgy

by Bungy Bungsta November 24, 2010