Chudge

The smear of greasy residue on the screen of a smart phone. Cheek smudge.

"May I borrow your phone?" "Sure, but let me wipe off the chudge first."

by Shelou March 12, 2015

Knee deep in clunge

When you have rough sex for hours and, by the end, you can climb inside your partner's vagina for a nap

Even though he has a 2-inch penis, Corey and Logan spent all night knee deep in clunge

by Tbanski125 September 22, 2016

Clungeditioner

It's when you use conditioner instead of shaving foam when shaving your vagina with a fanny balder

She used clungeditioner and now she is smooth and soft, she is ready for that tounge lashing.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

Clunge Nugget

The female version of smegma! Often related to a stinky woman, with a rotten minge or a slut.

Shut up you clunge nugget!

by kitty jacks November 18, 2010

Clunge-smashing

A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!

The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.

Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"

Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."

by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009

clunge-plunger

A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.

Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.

by Quinapulus October 4, 2010

clungebutter

A ladies nether juice

Harriet's cunt was so wet there was clungebutter all down hers legs and into her shoes

by clungebutter June 14, 2013