Cone o'clock

The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.

"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"

"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."

*looks at wrist*

"yeah it's cone o'clock"

by dr_habib February 7, 2018

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Clock Method

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method

by ET4444 December 7, 2007

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Lexington Alarm Clock

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

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Lunch O’Clock

1) The time when one takes their lunch break and/or eats their afternoon meal. 2) Any meal-time that is an unspecified time (e.g. not exactly at “noon”) set aside for the second meal of the day. 3) The time of day when one’s brain goes “out to lunch” and checks out for an extended break.

1. I’m so hungry...I got so busy today that lunch o’clock came and went and I didn’t eat.
2. Let’s go check out that new restaurant for lunch o’clock.

3. I started to draft that memo... then lunch o’clock hit, and my brain shut down for an hour.

by Gemini Grammarian June 4, 2018

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booze o'clock

The time of day in Scotland (10a.m.) which we have to wait until to buy more booze and continue the party.

Connor: Hey Alex-bud, is it booze o'clock yet?

Alex: Aye, its 10 past.

Connor: We should get vodka.

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010

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fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

by brock lee September 8, 2005

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clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

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