Clownscape

A term used to classify plane of existence that we seem to have merged with, the Clownscape was documented by scientists and researchers, believed to be an anomaly caused by the manifestation of raw incomprehensible rhetoric regarding the sociopolitical and economic atmosphere of the current times. The Clownscape seems to be a reality in which its populous believes the existence of a multiple genders and social pronouns, the nonsensical normalization of obesity, and where major corporations are run by clown like entities. Initially, discovery of the Clownscape, code-named; Funhouse was kept secret from the general public as a means to allow for the gradual continued merging between its reality and ours. Now that the merge seems to have gone out of control, its existence has been revealed.

An article that reads, "Student Says There Are Only Two Genders And Finds Himself Expelled Shortly Afterward"
the appropriate response to which could be, "Welcome to the Clownscape, bitchtits."

by RadicalDumpster July 11, 2019

clownboat

a very ass person. much like an assclown, but less vulgar. (example: joeyritsma)

joe ritsma you clownboat.

by dann January 16, 2003

Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.

Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!

by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011

Clownsquad

A group of knuckleheads, idiots or losers

"Collin, did you end up in a good group at the match?"
"Nah, got stuck with the clownsquad!"

by Clownstar October 2, 2018

consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.

The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.

by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020

Consonated

While playing scrabble, a players tiles are all consonants, having no vowels to help form words.

(During scrabble) I'm consonated! I have no vowel movement!

by Windbreaker willie July 22, 2025

Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018