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A woman who simply cannot say "No" to having kids. Particularly, the type of woman who will punch out kid after kid after kid because "God" and/or her husband think it's a nifty-keen idea. A combination of the words clown and vagina.
Michelle Duggar is such a clowngina, she's given birth to her own coed football team.
by Synthaetica September 16, 2009
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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