closer

someone that can close the sale. Sell anything to anybody at anytime.

Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch

by scott 007 September 16, 2008

one step closer

A COOL song by Linkin Park.
Almost as good as 'breaking the habit'.

Breaking the habit,papercut,points of authority, all good songs by linkin park

by N.I.N. July 6, 2005

closer

The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.

Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

tripple bagging market closer

when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.

"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"

or

"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"

by Shankster69 September 17, 2012

I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"

I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021

closer

The song that put Nine Inch Nails on the map.

You get me closer to God.

by Genius13 July 9, 2005

Convo-Closer

A person who closes their instant-messenger windows the instant they respond to them.

This could be due to an abundance of windows in the task bar, or the person is just full of themselves.

Person 1: "The combination to the bank's master safe is 45-30-13"
Person 2: "Yeah, ok..."
*short amount of time passes*
Person 1: "OH MAN! I just deleted all of my codes!! What was the combination to the master safe!?!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a Convo-Closer"

by BMos March 6, 2008