closeting

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

by Cause of closeting October 09, 2010

in the closet

Gay man in denial.

In narnia.

by Macadaciouse June 19, 2004

closet

if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.

OMG you are a closet emo!

by the omniscient goose November 08, 2005

closet

Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.

Josh Wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.

by clockworks April 01, 2004

closeting

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

by Floss It April 21, 2009

in the closet

to be gay as an umbrella term but not out to people

Whoa dude, im in the closet!

yo me too!
closet buddies yuh

by maple oil. June 07, 2022

Closet

It’s a place somewhere in your room or in your house where you put clothes in and demons live inside

I'm gonna go put my clothes in my closet

I'm scared of my closet because there is demons inside of it

by If you read this your cool August 31, 2021