closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by Don Juan April 11, 2005

closter

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

by rachel April 7, 2005

Cloisterdoinked

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.

I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog

by tubesintubes August 11, 2016

Clopsterino

An absolute cuck, a stinky fuck, a huge truck... ya know?

Look at this Chad.. he’s definitely a simple clopsterino.

by Jimmothy Chadster July 5, 2019

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.

I was raised in closter.

by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019

choister

Asian women who follow the popular influencer, Michelle Choi. Most commonly, they follow her fashion style, habits, and dogs.

Did you see Melissa last night? She’s become a choister!

by TheTruthsHand February 12, 2022