Claustrophobia 

The fear of Santa Claus

Dylan: pardon my friend he suffers from tight-space-phobia.
Dewey: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
Dylan: YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?!?!

Claustrophobia by EFJ December 14, 2020

Clostrophobic Homeosis 

Fear of being surrounded by gay people

Aiden has Clostrophobic Homeosis he feels he will die when around gay people

Clostrophobic Homeosis by gamerjuice138 May 1, 2021

Claustrophobia 

Claustrophobia is the fear of Small or confined spaces.
One thing to remember is to not lock a friend inside a small space or, I'm sorry.

'Have you heard of Claustrophobia?'

Claustrophobia by JustSahana May 20, 2021

clothstrophobia 

A fear of clothes. When a person is clothsrophobic, they don't own clothes, they're always naked (they don't care i they have a tiny penis) they don't do school cuz you have to have clothes and they mostly stay inside.

Guy with clothes: Hey, man what's up?
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.

clothstrophobia by AStrunkMan69 May 30, 2022

Closurophobia 

The fear of not having a face 🙈 I definitely have one :3

Briddgete: Hey susan!
Susan: Hey brid- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FACE?!
Briddgete: What!? *Touches face* OH MY GOD HELP ME!! WHERE IS IT?!1?1!
(that's closurophobia 👍 keep your face plz)

Closurophobia by Fraternity_KissISrealBRINGITBA October 15, 2023

Santa Claustrophobia 

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.

Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Santa Claustrophobia by Mothmaker December 5, 2012

anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration

Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"

anal claustrophobia by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017