clockboi

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.

“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”

by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

Pull Chocks

To leave, bust out, split, or otherwise vacate the premises.

Ref: In aviation, chocks are blocks placed under a plane's wheels to prevent its rolling away when parked. Hence, to "pull chocks" is to remove said blocks, allowing the aircraft to taxi to the runway and take off.

1: Hey dude this place is dead - whaddya say we pull chocks and try somewhere else?

2: Well fellas, it's getting late, so I think I'm about ready to pull chocks.

by usnav8rbandit January 18, 2010

pieceofshito'clock

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

by iBetty December 5, 2011

Ambrose Alarm Clock

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.

That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019

Deuce O'clock

The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.

ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner

Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.

by SwetePete June 26, 2012

Ass o'Clock

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.

"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."

by CaseJackal May 12, 2015

clockweights

Synonym for a man's balls, nuts. especially if they are hanging around on a hot day

Mark does not usually wear shorts because he is worried his clockweights will pop out

by the web cohort August 30, 2005