clobber down

When a girl gives you some wicked ass head.

Me: “Jenny really clobbered down on me last night, my shit spit all over the ceiling”

Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too”

Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin”

Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”

by Bobbin and Clobbin September 11, 2021

clobber passage

A passage of the bible people will cite or mention to condemn homosexuality, specifically being gay. The most well known example is Leviticus 18:22.

“Clobber passages? How about I clobber your head in?”

by arc-zen July 6, 2023

clobber claw

(n) a television remote control

"Hand me the clobber claw."

by kmojoh September 3, 2006

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003

clobber of slobber

The feeling of foamy stuff in the back of your thoat after you smoked a whole lot of bomb.

Nigggguh I got clobber of slobber can you pass me a some that drank.

by flossinboss December 11, 2010

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021