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clincher

A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.
"That shit just wouldn't let go; it was a real clincher."
by deek March 29, 2003
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Snail Clinch

A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.
I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.
by Missladydeath April 27, 2019
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Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.
I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!
by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018
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ChinChaw

When a man gently lay's his nutsack on the chin of his partner. She then moves her jaw up and down, he finally then puts his nutsack in her mouth while closing her nose...(chawing may occur if you close her nose for too long)
chinchaw your friends while they are sleeping
by scorpio definitions August 20, 2009
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sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.
Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.
by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009
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Cunt Clincher

A fat bitch who has a large vagina, who could crush you with a mere flex of her pelvic muscles.
Jimmy: Holy shit! Shes fat as fuck!
John: I bet that bitch is a cunt clincher!
by Auhxy April 4, 2017
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Clinchmas

Noun - a holiday. When you have waited a long, long time for your favorite team to make the playoffs. Then, they finally do. Leading up to the clinch is like Christmas when you were a little kid. Clinchmas is the day the clinch happens. Clinchmas Eve is the night before.
Holy crap. The Reds are finally back in the playoffs. Merry Clinchmas!

Or, as a greeting - Happy Clinchmas
by edavis44 September 30, 2010
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